| Title transcription: | פאַרװאָס איך בין ניט אַנטלאָפען |
| Yivo spelling: | פֿאַרװאָס איך בין ניט אַנטלאָפֿן |
| Yivo transliteration: | Farvos ikh bin nit antlofn |
| Subtitle Transcription: | (אַ לאַכערײקע) |
| Subtitle Yivo Spelling: | (אַ לאַכערײַקע) |
| Subtitle Yivo Transliteration: | (A lakherayke) |
| Authors: | |
| Designation: | humoreske |
| Publication: | Forverts |
| Format: | Newspaper |
| Date: | Friday, December 22, 1933 |